La Belle Laide


Aloha, my name is JulesKD and my real home is here. I use this just to follow people and things I think are nifty.

Before anything else I'm a novelist, in search of an agent, growing a pair refining my query letter.


Stuff I care about: Being art, through Kung Fu (choy lei fuht, broadsword and staff, light-contact sparring, trapping, and forms,) and through dance (Hula/Polynesian.) Human rights, equality, and the freedom of choice for all. Health and wellness, not only for me, but for everyone. I think you have to fight for those things and not just bitch about them. Science, animal rights, availability of information, sustainable living. Movies, music, art, and how best to have fun and adventures. Laughter, friends, joy. I root for the underdog.


Stuff I don't care about: what's fashionable, cooing at myself in the mirror, (I avoid the mirror as much as possible,) who's banging whom. I try my best to avoid toxic stuff like magazines.


Oh, and finally I'm a massage therapist and I love my job! So I could tell you a story, make you feel awesome, dance a Hula, or I could leg-sweep you and punch you in the face. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Ask me anything

15th October 2012

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“Hey I’m a little thirsty, you mind if I grab a sip of water?” OMG HELP YOURSELF

“Hey I’m a little thirsty, you mind if I grab a sip of water?”

omg

OMG HELP YOURSELF

Tagged: spiderspidersarachnidbugscute

17th August 2012

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I’m a spider stalker. I knew miss thing was going to come out once the sun went down to fix the holes in her web, so I went out and bovvered her with my camera. She’s aight though. Chilling and catching bugs.

I’m a spider stalker. I knew miss thing was going to come out once the sun went down to fix the holes in her web, so I went out and bovvered her with my camera. She’s aight though. Chilling and catching bugs.

Tagged: spiderweaverorb weaverbugswebspidersarachnid

17th August 2012

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Tagged: spiderarachnidphotographynaturebugsorb weaverbarn spider

10th July 2012

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Tagged: spider webspiderarachnidbugswebsunlightsummer

22nd June 2012

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If you don’t have anything nice to say about this spider, don’t say anything at all! Anyway, my Mom found this guy on a grape she was just about to eat. He’d been in the fridge for over a week and was all frozen-like, and here’s the weird part. As soon as he warmed up some, he came back to life! Zombie spider! I thought he was really special so I took a photo and a video (except the video’s embarrassing because I’m baby-talking a spider,) and then I put him outside.Too bad about the grapes, though.

If you don’t have anything nice to say about this spider, don’t say anything at all! Anyway, my Mom found this guy on a grape she was just about to eat. He’d been in the fridge for over a week and was all frozen-like, and here’s the weird part. As soon as he warmed up some, he came back to life! Zombie spider! I thought he was really special so I took a photo and a video (except the video’s embarrassing because I’m baby-talking a spider,) and then I put him outside.

Too bad about the grapes, though.


Tagged: spiderspidersbugsarachnidcool story brozombie spider