La Belle Laide

Aloha, my name is JulesKD and my real home is here. I use this just to follow people and things I think are nifty.

I am a single Mom by choice to a lovely boy born 5/16/13.

Also I'm a novelist in search of an agent, growing a pair refining my query letter.

Stuff I care about: Being art, through Kung Fu (choy lei fuht, broadsword and staff, light-contact sparring, trapping, and forms,) and through dance (Hula/Polynesian.) Human rights, equality, and the freedom of choice for all. Health and wellness, not only for me, but for everyone. I think you have to fight for those things and not just bitch about them. Science, animal rights, availability of information, sustainable living. Movies, music, art, and how best to have fun and adventures. Laughter, friends, joy. I root for the underdog.

Stuff I don't care about: what's fashionable, cooing at myself in the mirror, (I avoid the mirror as much as possible,) who's banging whom. I try my best to avoid toxic stuff like magazines.

Oh, and finally I'm a massage therapist and I love my job! So I could tell you a story, make you feel awesome, dance a Hula, or I could leg-sweep you and punch you in the face. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Ask me anything

If Tom Hiddleston was the voice of the Garmin

Good morning darling, and where are we off to today?

Oh, yes, quite, no problem at all. What a lovely destination.

Drive two miles and then turn left onto… Oh, dear.

Don’t worry about it darling, let me just recalculate that for you. Don’t let anyone tell you what to do!

My suggestion as to what would make this easier for you would be to drive three miles, then turn left.

There we are! Well done. Bless you.

You’ve got another twenty miles or so to drive. Shall I just keep you company? Perhaps we could talk. Isn’t it lovely to drive? It’s so brave and noble, setting out into the great unknown. You’re an adventurer, following your dreams. You are the author of your own fate. The sky is the limit! Never stop reaching for the stars.

Oh, it looks like we’ve arrived. Ehehehehe! How wonderful. Well played, darling, I am so happy for you. You’ve reached your destination safely. Isn’t life grand?

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    I would never turn my Garmin off, lmao
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