Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Next they need to do a video of them simulating cramps.These videos bring me great pleasure.
Top Favorite Fictional Characters | Eames (Inception)
likeohmygodisthatcharliescene:
If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
Ahaha omg
omf
oh jesus
Yep. That’s exactly how it’s like.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
Takei pls
Source: 
Tom with a fan at the National Theatre in London today - watching a play, I’m assuming.
I recognise that shirt… *g*
You can’t have a legit BBQ without a badass potato salad. But don’t be a dick and buy that nasty shit at the store. Make this instead; it is cheap as fuck and super easy. You can even leave it in the sun for a minute and it won’t get all gross like that potatomayo nonsense they try to pass off as a salad. People don’t deserve that basic, bland shit.
FRESH HERB POTATO SALAD
1 1/2 pounds of small red or Yukon gold potatoes
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
3 tablespoons white wine vinegar
2 tablespoons lemon juice (about 1 lemons)
¼ cup extra virgin olive oil
2 cloves of garlic
1/3 cup shredded carrot (I used 1 normal-sized carrot. Don’t try to grate baby carrots; you will fuck your hand up)
¼ cup of chopped chives (you can use green onions to save some cash)
¼ cup chopped dill
salt and pepper
Cut your potatoes in half or until they are in pieces that you can actually put in your mouth. Nobody should need a knife to eat potato salad, that shit is fucked. Boil some water in a medium pot, add a pinch of salt, and the potatoes. Boil them until you can easily stab a fork through one, like 10-15 minutes depending on the size of your potatoes. If you cook them too long they start falling apart and your salad will be a fucking mess. Set a timer if your ass is easily distracted.
While the potatoes cook, cut up the garlic into a bunch of tiny pieces. Mix together the mustard, vinegar, lemon juice, oil, and garlic in a small glass. Drain the potatoes and put them in a large bowl. Add the dressing and toss it all together. Add the carrots, herbs, and a little salt and pepper and mix them in. Let the salad sit in the fridge for at least 30 minutes so that the potatoes can soak in all the flavor. If it looks dry after that then add a little more vinegar and olive oil and stir that bitch. Make this shit the day before you go somewhere and keep it in the fridge. Nobody will know the fucking difference.
Serves 4 as a side
IDK how my boy got Tom Hardy lips. Probably because watching Lawless got me pregnant.
re: what is labor like:
maybelater said: My sister says it is like a severe period cramp and having to poop simultaneously.
yes. if this is all taking place in hell while satan shoots a blowtorch up your cooter.
apparently fast labor is had labor. It really sucked, but well worth the outcome. :)
MAD props to any woman who does natural childbirth more than once. Like, you already know what’s in store and you do it again? That’s amazing. I am done FOREVER with that. I thought either I was dying or I was going to kill someone. I definitely yelled at some doctors and nurses to GTFO.
Pics of beautiful boy tomorrow, I hope. :)
theparadoxymoron said: Some people go into pre-labor or something before the real deal. My aunt had contractions like a week before she actually had her first kid, but she drove across the country anyway, which was probably stupid. But once your water breaks, it’s legit. (I have never in my life…
Ugh I can’t imagine doing this for a week. It’s not even that bad yet and already I’m tired of it.
Waiting for the Dr. to call me back. I need Tumblr to amuse me.
WTF does labor even feel like, I have no idea if I’m in it or not.
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting a 'national tragedy'? →
cs-k:
“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.”
One of the people who got shot was an antiviolence blogger. Somehow we aren’t seeing massive solidarity for New Orleans or the entire city going on police lockdown to find the perpetrators. Two reasons: 1) This mostly affected Black people, and we all know how much the media and the police give any fucks about Black people in New Orleans; 2) This was a gun crime, so we can’t criticize it because GUNS ARE FREEDOM!
Wait what…? I hadn’t even heard about this! The fuck.
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